Modus Operandi

(My MO)

Visitors

In 2012, I attended the Obama inaugural.
Went to the staff ball.
Gaga paid us a call.
I'll prove it.

MO had a bit too much to drink
So she didn't speak.
Her husband said,
"Michelle is being silly."

Gaga was only going to play a few songs
With Mr. Bennett
But the throngs wouldn't hear of it.
We demanded more.

She grasped her billowing white gown
Froze as her mind wound
Searching for a sound.
Turned around and sat back down.

Played anothger perfect score
As the crowd roared
For four more years.
How are hopes soared through tears.

All of this is verifiable.
Undeniable.

And admit it.
I'm a blast and you're having fun.
Call Mother Monster.
She'll confirm.